ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
In California it’s more like kinda chilly, hot, kinda chilly, Halloween that sometimes gets rained on, and Christmas that sometimes gets rained on.
In Massachusetts it’s cold, hot, warm, chilly, and fuck it all my tits are frozen.
*disgutingly muggy, cold, coldest, and hoth
western pa: spring, death is coming, fall, death is coming
western washington: deadly rainstorms, beautiful clouds, hot enough to swim, beautiful dark clouds